Useful Expressions

Dear Readers,

I really undestand that all of you is always looking for improving your vocabulary.

Therefore, after thinking over through my weekend I have got an idea of publishing some usefull expression.
Such questions will help you in speaking English without using you mother tongue. Of course if it is your intention.

Usefull Sentences:

I'm sorry / Pardon me.

Please, Reapeat!

Excuse-me

How can I say..... in English?

How do you spell that?

What does it mean?


I'm sorry, I know it is not that much. However that is enough for the day.
I hope it helps you keeping up your English study.

Keep accessing our blog, and soon there will be interesting news about English Learning.

Hugs and peace

JC - Teacher Nevton

Joke of the day

I Gonna Back to Italy
(Attention: This must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.)

One day Ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better not not piss on plate you sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone does. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitch. So I go to my room inna hotel, and there is no sheit. I call the manager and tella him I wanna a sheit. He tella me go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna sheit on my bed. He say you better not piss on bed you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he call me a sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: ''Peace unto you'' I say ''Piss unto you too ya, sonna ma bitch. I gonna back to Italy''

That's pretty funny. I hope you also have fun with such joke.

JC - Nevton